How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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