new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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