He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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