I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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