If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
sex in a hospital.. check
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Randomize