did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I party with great urgency now.
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