Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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