At least make sure they are 18
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my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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