I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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