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(773): View more from Illinois

hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.

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(970): View more from Colorado

At what point did we cease to have vaginas?

(720): View more from Colorado

Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.

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(801): View more from Utah

I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.

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(407): View more from Florida

This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.

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(949): View more from California

My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.

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(831): View more from California

Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?

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(858): View more from California

Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.

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