I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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