I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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