Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Randomize
