im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
it's great music for shaving your balls
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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