We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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