There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
she smelled like a LAN party
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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