We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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