Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
