in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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