I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
