you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Boobs are out for the taking
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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