I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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