You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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