I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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