maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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