at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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