And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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