I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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