D3 body, D1 cock
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
they're like a gay fantastic four
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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