another moral hangover. fuck.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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