just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
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