why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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