Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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