My room smells like vodka and shame
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
