I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
