this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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