hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I need to sanitize my soul.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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