it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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