OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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