so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Randomize
