i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Two words: nipple clamps
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