"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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