One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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