I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
