I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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