I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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