I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
