he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Randomize
