I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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