how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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