she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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