If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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