FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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