It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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