our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
