I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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