and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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