Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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