How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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