Your tits are I can't wait for
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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